Monday, November 28, 2011

Shower Cams and You!

Last week; Cardinal Points delivered a shocking report of a student at SUNY Plattsburgh who installed a video camera in the girl's shower on the 7th floor of (the all-freshman) Whiteface Hall.

You can read the original article here.

Specialexpericeblog is here to protect our reader's privacy. Since Cardinal Points did not offer suggestions of what you can do to prevent unwanted exposure; Specialexperienceblog will offer the following tips:

  • Even if you are out of the dorms, you are still at risk to be videotaped or photographed
    • the average pervert will stop at nothing to catch a glimpse of those meaty bits

  • Check every inch of the room before getting nakey.
    • perverts are typically so overcome with sexual frustration that they are able to channel this energy to the point where they become criminal masterminds.

  • Holes are the pervert's goal.
    • in the words of the immortal Milton Blue; "every hole is a goal".

  • Remember: just because you are dreaming, it's not ok to get naked.
    • "Extractors" are trained professionals who can 'go deeper' into your dreams, in order to extract nude mental images of you. 
    • Always cary a personal token which only you know the exact details of. This way you will be able to tell if you are dreaming; therefore enabling you to fully verify that the room is safe before undressing.


  • Alternatively, don't care what people think of you at all, and become completely comfortable with your nude body; thus; eliminating your need for privacy.
    • If you don't care about being seen in the nude, you don't have to worry about peeping pervs; like the famous Brian Peppers.

2 comments:

  1. The information about extractors is incredibly helpful; that had never occurred to me before.

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  2. In case you ever do find a camera or an extractor, here is your panic button. Also has many other uses:

    http://inception.davepedu.com/

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