Chuk Nyte's "Leaving"

Homeboy drank 2 four lokos, and 1 beer.

The size of the beer is still undetermined.

Shower Cams and You!

Last week; Cardinal Points delivered a shocking report of a student at SUNY Plattsburgh who installed a video camera in the girl's shower on the 7th floor of (the all-freshman) Whiteface Hall.

You can read the original article here.

Specialexpericeblog is here to protect our reader's privacy. Since Cardinal Points did not offer suggestions of what you can do to prevent unwanted exposure; Specialexperienceblog will offer the following tips:

• Even if you are out of the dorms, you are still at risk to be videotaped or photographed
• the average pervert will stop at nothing to catch a glimpse of those meaty bits

• Check every inch of the room before getting nakey.
• perverts are typically so overcome with sexual frustration that they are able to channel this energy to the point where they become criminal masterminds.
  

• Holes are the pervert's goal.
• in the words of the immortal Milton Blue; "every hole is a goal".

• Remember: just because you are dreaming, it's not ok to get naked.
• "Extractors" are trained professionals who can 'go deeper' into your dreams, in order to extract nude mental images of you. 

• Always cary a personal token which only you know the exact details of. This way you will be able to tell if you are dreaming; therefore enabling you to fully verify that the room is safe before undressing.
  
  
  
• Alternatively, don't care what people think of you at all, and become completely comfortable with your nude body; thus; eliminating your need for privacy.
  

• If you don't care about being seen in the nude, you don't have to worry about peeping pervs; like the famous Brian Peppers.

Feinberg Library open until 2am for finals week!

It's time for extended hours at the library!

The staff are excited to welcome you to Feinberg Library!

Please utilize this opportunity.

Last night one of the chicks in the computer lab was like "I feel like I'm wasting my time, nobody is even here".

And she was right, nobody was in the lab except for her and some other homeskillet who worked there.

I was all like "Damn you're getting f*cking paid to sit on your ass and cruise facebook, what the f*ck is your f*cking problem? I have to stand there and take sh*t from some old ****** at the supermarket who is getting pissy with me because she can't use a 20 cent coupon that expired 2 years ago, then I go mop up s*it off the floor in the public restroom that some homeless f*ck just j*rked off in after he used the sink to shave with a piece of broken glass. After this fiasco, I get to push carts in the freezing f*cking cold. S*it!" But I actually said that in my head, not out loud. Instead I just smiled and made some dumb ass smalltalk family-friendly joke.
Do you ever want to say some sh*t like, right after you didn't?


Oh, there's also free coffee and hot coa-coa and tea in the lobby for all you addicts!

pyramidpendulum secret dj-set yields world premiere sneak preview of upcoming releases!

11.11.11 - Plattsburgh, NY.


pyramidpendulum played a secret dj set after an exclusive request of only 10 hours prior. This was the second session of the semester.

T Hats Meson was unavailible, so guest DJ "ADD" filled in for the c.e.o of pyramidpendulum.

The set featured over 2 hours of deep meditational dubstep tracks, one of which was the vocal Club Mix of pyramidpendulum's own "girls gone wild live at the rapey nightclub".

After the set ended (1:30 am) the patrons demanded more music.

Contrary to DJ ADD's general hatred for the crowd (and requests), 4 unreleased pyramidpendulum tracks were suddenly showcased, in addition to a live look at a "work in progress" selection.

There were naked boobs and penis at the event, as a result of "strip beer pong".

There are no future pyramidpendulum events scheduled, prior to Earth Dub 2012 (April 20, 2012).

Burnt Popcorn Causes a Ruckus!

This is the actual bag of popcorn.

Burnt popcorn set off the fire alarm causing a full evacuation of Adirondak Hall on Sunday November 06, 2011.

Poppa Bear aka. The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka. Black Sugarwall Stanley was present during the evacuation. He had to stand outside for "10 to 15 minutes." Specialexperienceblog experieced an exclusive interview with the witness/victim:

Poppa Bear aka.
The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka.
Black Sugarwall Stanley

"I don't know it was whatever. I'm kind of tryin' to do this s*it right now I could really care less about what happened yesterday. I gotta go ask Jae about this assignment tomorrow..."







It still smells like burnt popcorn in the dorm.
Seriously it's popcorn people, you're in college.
It's not that hard to make popcorn without burning it.

"Fuckboy D" Disgraces pyramidpendulum in Adirondak Hall's Super Smash Brothers Tournament

Adirondak Hall hosted a Super Smash Brothers tournament on Sunday November 06 at 7:30 pm.

It was the Nintendo 64 version; it was the best version.

The rules were simple; 4 lives, no items, 1-on-1.

There were lots of contestants. It was a serious bout.

Fuckboy D was representing the 100's section, and pyramidpendulum.

Poppa Bear aka. The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka. Black Sugarwall Stanley was granted exclusive photography permission.

Fuckboy D was called to battle, and chose Pikachu. His opponent chose Ness.

This is what it would have looked like in real life:

Ness beat Pikachu's ass in a whopping 4-1 victory. This can partially be attributed to Ness' absorption ability (in contrast with Pikachu's lightning bolt strategy) and Fuckboy D's opponent's awesome skills. Fuckboy D was sick, but his opponent was sicker. Fuckboy D shamefully left the facility immediately.

Best Halloween Costume

It's the best halloween costume ever! 

Enjoy!

Japanese Drum Festival

Burlington Taiko Group

Burlington Taiko Group from Vermont performed an authentic Japanese drum ensamble concert in Giltz Auditorium at SUNY Plattsburgh. The event was hosted by J-CAP (the Japanese Cultural 

Association at Plattsburgh) on Sunday, October 23.

The event featured an exciting and diverse array of music. The Burlington Taiko Group is very experienced, and spends lots of time practicing. The group makes their own drums.

SUNY Plattsburgh's own accapella collective Minor Adjustments opened up for Burlington Taiko Group. 

Minor Adjustments

LINKS:

J-Cap's Facebook page

Burlington Taiko Group website

Minor Adjustments' Facebook Page

Plattsburgh rave parties reach an all-time peak

Loud music, club drugs, glowsticks, and extreme dance moves. In 2011, Plattsburgh is seeing an increase in the number of rave parties.

Rave parties require a dj to be truely successfull, and there is no shortage these days. DJ mixing consoles like the Numark Mixtrack (pictured to the left) are appearing left and right.

DJ controllers like the mixtrack provide users with all the features of a $3000 cd setup, but with a price tag of around $100. The popularity of djing can surely be attributed to the availibility of new technology.


Officers of the law (or "pigs") are familiar with the terminology. Upon spotting a glowstick enthusiast on the night of October 8, local police exclaimed; "it looks like we got some rave action tonight..."

In previous years, only one or two houses were hosting rave parties on a somewhat frequent basis. In 2011, there are at least 3 off-campus houses hosting rave parties on a regular basis.

The up-and-coming rave scene in Plattsburgh can also be attributed to the music of "Magic" Dan Sturrock, who drops his 'heady rave bombs' on a weekly basis at Monopole's PB Finnan's venue.

Some of the styles of music featured at these rowdy get-togethers include: Dubstep, House, Trance, and Electro.

Watch out SUNY Plattsburgh; these ravers are here to stay, and hungry for more!

Here's a video taken at 3:00am on October 9 2011, at an intimate & exclusive after-hours rave-style gathering:

pyramidpendulum releases first official single!

On September30, 2011, pyramidpendulum released the first single in it's official catalog of music.

The name of the track is "girls gone wild live at the rapey nightclub".

pyramidpendulum is a collaboration between Thats Meson and Alexander Davis.

In an interview; Thats stated that "the release focuses on the instrumental parts. We got a few different mixes on there, including the dvice vocal dub, and club mix. He's rapping about the difference between partying in an uptight club, and partying in your living-room... Not that we support partying, we just really hate the clubs around here."

Earlier this year, the soft-core porn producers hosted a live event at Therapy Nightclub and Sports Lounge in downtown Plattsburgh. There was a strong negative reaction from the socially conscious college community. SUNY Plattsburgh's student newspaper Cardinal Points even published an article about the student's reactions to the upcoming event. (check the article out right here!)

To download or stream the entire release for free, visit www.pyramidpendulum.com

SUNY Janitorial Employee Identifies Smelly Brown Matter

It was early on the morning [or "mañana"(in spanish)] of September 30, 2011, when a janitorial employee cleaning the Adirondack residence hall at SUNY Plattsburgh stumbled across a mysterious brown piece of matter on the floor of a first floor bathroom. She revealed to specialexperienceblog that she didn't know what it was initially. 

The employee continued down the hall to the janitor's closet to retrieve cleaning suplies, when she noticed more brown matter in the stairway. As she swept it up, she caught a whiff of the material in question, and at this point she was able to confirm it as feces of some sort. The resident assistant added that he had "never seen anything like this". 

It is typical for freshman dorms such as Whiteface to have trash and unwanted food thrown about, but a situation like this is surprising. It is unknown if the hair stuck to the turd in the photo belongs to the rouge-pooper. It is worth mentioning that the incident did not occur in the substance-free area of Adirondack Hall.

NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: "It is my hope that the publication of this article deters any further disregard to the janitorial staff and residents of SUNY Plattsburgh."

Students marvel at their tuition dollars exploding in the sky!

September 23 2011 marked the start of homecoming weekend at the prestigious SUNY Plattsburgh (aka. SUNY Iceburg). Alumni and student's families flooded the campus in hopes of experiencing the magic of 'public university life'. At 9pm, fireworks lit up the night sky. Light rain was no deterrent for the masses gathered to see the explosives being ignited behind the Memorial Hall gymnasium. A typical 20-30 minute fireworks display costs between $3,000-$30,000. In addition to this fantastic use of tuition money, the college hosted a martini social in Sibley Hall from 8-11pm.

For a complete list of homecoming events, visit http://www.plattsburgh.edu/alumni/homecoming/events.php

WQKE updates their display case!

*image edited to protect the safety of WQKE personelle 

After years of sloppiness, the WQKE display case located in the Angel College Center at SUNY Plattsburgh has been updated! WQKE is SUNY Plattsburgh's student-run commercial-free radio station, broadcasting 24/7 at 93.9fm. Although the board was updated last year, this is the first time it has seen a complete re-vamp in 4 years!

WQKE's promotion department diligently modified the display during their Thursday night meeting at 8:30pm. Students and faculty took notice of the flashy new design as they walked by. 

An anonymous party had this to say about the board:

Anonymous

"Wow that display case looks awesome! I want it inside me."







WQKE meets every Tuesday night upstairs in the ACC at 9:30. If you would like to sign up for a show, feel free to stop by.

Professor T. Clukey is the station's advisor.
Here is a sample of his on-air abilities: Click Here!

SUNY Professor Alternates Java Styles!

On September 12, 2011; SUNY Plattsburgh's Professor J. Jeong was seen drinking an ICED coffee. This is highly out of character for Professor Jeong, as he is usually observed consuming a piping hot brew. In a brief interview, Professor Jeong admitted that his coffee consumption was as necessary as breathing.

On September 13th, Professor Jeong was once again seen drinking a hot cup of joe. It appears that all is well.

In addition to his return to hot coffee, Professor Jeong set an exciting new fashion trend by sporting not one, but TWO ties!

September 29th is National Coffee Day.

Spunky Misunderstood Genius shakes up the ACB Coffeehouse at SUNY Plattsburgh

Amongst a slew of acoustic guitarists, WQKE's DJ Poppa Bear (aka. Spunky Misunderstood Genius) made his premiere appearance at the Activity Coordination Board's weekly Coffeehouse-style open mic. The event kicked off at 9:00pm at the SUNY Plattsburgh ACC in the Subway cafeteria. 


Bringing a unique style of spoken word poetry, SMG rocked the house with his envelope-pushing concepts. This raw performance was intense and heartfelt. A modern day philosopher, SMG left the crowd feeling both enlightened and aroused. After his act, the MC announced: "next time, let's try to keep the swearing to a minimum..."


Check out Spunky Misunderstood Genius' Coffeehouse debut below!

Free Candy In The ACC!!!

On September 05, 2011, at 12:22 PM, a representative from Alpha Epsilon Phi was distributing free candy in the Angel College Center at SUNY Plattsburgh. The specific flavor and brand of candy are still unknown, but it is likely that candy handout was part of a sorority recruitment initiative. The gentlemen pictured are not technically eligible to join a women's sorority; although free candy is a great way to build a positive relationship with the college community. The incident was observed via the Angel College Center Lobby Web Cam which can be viewed around the clock here.





Shortly afterwards; CMM 360 student M. Wilson was seen receiving a telephone call.